Misplaced Robocall

Yesterday evening I received a robotic phone call that started with a prayer, before telling me that the minister of whatever local church that was calling would be “available tomorrow to minister to my needs…”

I’m resisting the urge to show up and ask if the minister is on his knees and available.  Though I suppose what I would be seeking would be more of a want than a need.

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One Response to “Misplaced Robocall”

  1. I just love those credit card phone calls that tell me to please hold for the next available operator. Hey…ahem…you called me bitch. Does that ever work?
    Tell the robopastor he can pray for you from there. You don’t have to come to him. Well, except to pay your tithes and offerings. Maybe he takes Paypal?

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