Shave & a haircut

This made me smile.

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.  As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
   
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had McCain in his chair reached for the aftershave.  McCain was quick to stop him saying, ‘No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse,’
   
The second barber turned to Obama and said, ‘How about you?’  Obama replied, ‘Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.’

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One Response to “Shave & a haircut”

  1. ROTFLMAO epilogue: Since Obama used the aftershave, McBush said oh go ahead and give me some too. Later, he went to brunch with his Vice-Pres nominee Sara Pain and she whispered in his ear, “have you been to a whorehouse?”

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