People search the strangest things

One of the reasons I moved my blog to WordPress was the fact that it allowed me to better track where people were visiting me from and the types of search terms they were using to get here.  One recurring thing has happened since I wrote about my west coast trip nearly a month ago – most of the search terms used to find my blog involve the word “masturbation”. 

OK, I’ll admit it… I like jerking off as much as the next guy but isn’t there anything else in my blog that could possibly generate a hit from a search engine?

Here are today’s search terms that led people to click-through to my blog:

masturbating on a plane
“Turning Japanese” masturbation

The only non-wanking terms I’ve found in the past few weeks had to do with customer dissatisfaction with United Airlines because I had that name in one of my post titles. 

Maybe if I started writing about happy fuzzy bunnies (oh wait, I did that) or rainbows maybe I’d get different results?